First of all, my brother came up with some awesome lyrics for an emo song:
brother's lyrics: "I will turn into the ocean and then drown myself in myself".
I'm not really sure how one drowns oneself in oneself. Maybe if I got a basin and then I started crying, my tears would be salty, like the ocean, and then if I cried enough I would have enough tears to drown myself with...
Second of all, I just finished watching the movie Drag Me to Hell which is pretty epic if you like supernatural horror/dramas with B-movie elements and random inaccurate mythology. My favorite part *mild but not really that important spoiler alert* was when the goat started talking...
Ha! Now I have piqued your interests and you will all have to watch this movie so that you can see the talking crazy goat.
Third of all, my adorable insane cousins came tonight. They are three small boys and they enjoy wrestling. By wrestling, I mean sitting on your face and punching/kicking you with their tiny powerful fists/feet while wearing Star Wars pajamas.
Fortunately, my dad, brother, and uncle were the ones getting suffocated/punched/kicked because I am a college human female, and am therefore smart enough to avoid being attacked by miniature Jedi wannabes.
Isn't it great that college is making me so very very intelligent?
Fourth of all, I wish to inform you all about my favorite blog ever. If you think that my life is full of random hilarity and that I am amusing, then you ain't seen nothing yet. This woman has a blog called http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/ . It is like my blog but better and with hilarious illustrations.
Incidentally, I am considering doing illustrations. Below is a sample of my artwork.
This beautiful piece is called "Crazy Triangles that I drew because I cannot draw anything else with the stupid computer mouse."
What do you think?
ModernHelen
ps: If you all want to abandon me forever for hyperboleandahalf, please don't. I might have to start crying into my basin...
pps: The spell check tried to change emo to Elmo. This amuses me.
One: I love your illustration. The caption is very nice.
ReplyDeleteTwo: I have apparently fallen into the habit of lists, after only one day of list-blogging. Strange.
Three: But I am typing the numbers out, because if I want to do normal person letters, I have to pull the keyboard tray out from under the desk and that is work.
Four: I... I thought I had more.
Five: Also, making up lyrics for emo songs is awesome. My favorite one (which I came up with, of course) is something about "the eternal midnight of my soul." So.
Six: I think that is all.
Seven: Hyperbole and a Half is so excellent.
ReplyDeleteEight: The Captcha for my previous comment was "messaffy". That is an excellent non-word.
Nine: Okay, now that is all.