Yesterday I had one of those moments where I randomly remembered something crazy/amusing that I daydreamed about when I was younger. I will never share many of my daydreams on account of THEY ARE INSANE, but I think I will share this amusing one.
Once upon a time at the way-too-old-for-fairy tales age of 14, I was going to LA to visit my Aunt and Uncle and small cousin who are very well-off and live two houses down from Harrison Ford.
Harrison Ford is a jerk by the way...
Anyways, I started thinking.
LA is the place where people become discovered. Once discovered, they become famous. Once famous, they are INVINCIBLE. So, wanting to be invincible, I decided that I would like to become famous. And, of course, someone would notice how entirely awesome and uniquely beautiful I was, and the discovery and fame and invincibility would commence.
It is important to note that when I was 14 I had somehow reached the laughable conclusion that I was one of the prettiest people on the planet. I was quickly dissuaded of this once the dreaded acne began...
I had recently become a fan of Supernatural. So, my plan went something like this:
1. Supernatural casting director cannot find anyone right to play to role of the evil fairy queen.
2. Supernatural casting director sees me in all of my elven glory.
3. Supernatural casting director decides that I must screen test for this role.
4. I have the single best screen test in the long and scandalous history of screen testing.
5. I play the evil fairy queen in Supernatural!
6. I am so epic that I become the scream queen/ sexy villain of my generation.
7. Fame and invincibility follow.
Well, this obviously did not pan out. If it did, I would be wearing something besides an old sweat-shirt and pajama pants with penguins on them.
ModernHelen
ps: I like penguins...
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