The unicorn of the sea!

So, I was on failblog.org (an amazing website), and I found this. I think that it is the best play set ever imagined for children. Look how nicely the animals are pre-impaled to maximum efficiency! Look at the magical array of impaling horns to choose from! Look at the... Koala? I don't think that Koalas live any where near the arctic...

This was a set at Goodwill. I cannot possibly imagine how, at the epically low price of 1.99, this thing has not been snatched up after 38 weeks. What is wrong with the planet? What parent wouldn't want to teach his child about the magic and wonder of one endangered animal impaling other endangered and threatened animals?

I mean, it is called the avenging Narwhal. That penguin, Koala, and seal must have done something to piss her off so much.

Yes, I think that it is a girl narwhal. It is probably because  I am projecting my own inner hatred of penguins, seals, and koalas onto the narwhal.

I'm just kidding. I only hate koalas because I read about one attacking a woman's face at a petting zoo.

In Australia, even the cuddly wildlife wants to eat you.

ModernHelen