Today during Philosophy, I broke a pen. No big deal. They are all made in China nowadays. Then, I broke another pen. I was a little concerned by my klutziness. Then, I began to reminisce on all the things I have broken in the twoish months that I have been in school.
1. Pens and Pencils
2. Plastic Hangers
3. Metal Hangers
4. Laundry Machines (technically, these machines break constantly, but I think that they must really not like me, because they break EVERYTIME that I have clothes in them).
5. Scissors
6. A binder
7. A 50 mL beaker in Chem lab
8. My shower scrubby thingy
9. A belt
10. A pair of sandals
11. Earrings
OMG. I am Helen the destroyer. I break all things. I should come with a warning label. I should not be allowed into rooms with nice things.
And, lastly, #12, I have broken my life plan. I need to figure out a new one, since I switched to Philosophy as my major now.
ModernHelen
ps: There will probably be a lot of posts in list form for a while because I really like lists!
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