I like lists. Here's another one!
1. Small blackish things that might be spiders ARE spiders.
2. If you are carrying a plastic bag, it has candy in it. I don't care if I see old shoelaces poking out from the top, I know there is candy in there somewhere. And I know that it is for me.
3. The only logical conclusion to the phrase "the phantom of-" is "-the opera".
4. If you start singing, you want me to join you.
5. If the closet door is open, then it is because there is an invisible closet monster in there.
6. Shiny=Awesome
If you think my brain associations are stupid and/or damaging to my chances of winning at life, then you are obviously wrong, because I am totally winning at life!
That's what my mommy thinks.
ModernHelen
#1 is me too! My roommate and I have this rug in our dorm that tends to make a ton of little black fuzzies all over the room so we constantly think we have spiders on the floor. :P
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