I have been studying for a philosophy test that deals with, among other things, God and proofs for/against his existence. You see, in Western thought, philosophy and theology have been intermingly for a LONG LONG time.
So... as I was studying at one in the morning,wishing that I had coffee, it suddenly dawned on me that I had the single greatest argument for God's existence ever. Anyone who is overly caffeinated and cannot function without his cup-of-joe will agree with me. God will be giving me massive brownie points for turning so many atheists to the light in one fell swoop!
Helen's Brilliant Proof for God's Existence
1. God is infinite good.
2. Consumption of coffee makes life infinitely better.
3. Coffee, the source of infinite betterment, must have been created by something infinitely good.
4. Coffee must have been created by God.
5.Because coffee exists and it was created by God, God, the creator of coffee, must exist.
This can also apply to chocolate!!! Seriously, just replace coffee with chocolate and you have another proof.
ModernHelen
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