Okay. I am REALLY booked with finals week. This is an old draft that isn't really complete or very good. I hope you bask in its sub-par glory.
When you spend a lot of time around people, you tend to pick up their habits. It is a human evolutionary thing that goes back thousands of years and allows them to be somewhat social and agreeable. Except for when there are wars...
Anyways, I have picked up a few habits from my friends at college. Especially my roommate, Ashley, because I am stuck around her a lot.
Lets face it. She knows where I sleep.
It is Ashley's fault that I have started doing a few strange things, because it have been picking up her habits.
1) Now, I bounce up and down when I am really excited.
-Admittedly, I always did this a little. But Ashley made it worse.
2) I make high pitched shrieking sounds when startled or angry.
-Okay, I did do this before too. But Ashley made it worse!
We are stuck in positive feedback loops that overlap and lead to social-evolutionary mandated madness.
But I still say that it is ALL ASHLEY'S FAULT.
ModernHelen
ps: I bet you wished this post was longer but that's too damn bad. I have 500 pages of honors and 600 pages of philosophy to review and you must deal with it.
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