Now actually back for true and reals! And I promise not to pull this not-posting-for-months thing again. If I found I haven't posted in a while, I will find some gibberish and/or picture of a cute animal to keep you all happy.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Its all Ashley's Fault

Okay. I am REALLY booked with finals week. This is an old draft that isn't really complete or very good. I hope you bask in its sub-par glory.



When you spend a lot of time around people, you tend to pick up their habits. It is a human evolutionary thing that goes back thousands of years and allows them to be somewhat social and agreeable. Except for when there are wars...

Anyways, I have picked up a few habits from my friends at college. Especially my roommate, Ashley, because I am stuck around her a lot.

Lets face it. She knows where I sleep.

It is Ashley's fault that I have started doing a few strange things, because it have been picking up her habits.

1) Now, I bounce up and down when I am really excited.
-Admittedly, I always did this a little. But Ashley made it worse.

2) I make high pitched shrieking sounds when startled or angry.
-Okay, I did do this before too. But Ashley made it worse!


We are stuck in positive feedback loops that overlap and lead to social-evolutionary mandated madness.

But I still say that it is ALL ASHLEY'S FAULT.

ModernHelen

ps: I bet you wished this post was longer but that's too damn bad. I have 500 pages of honors and 600 pages of philosophy to review and you must deal with it.

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