Now actually back for true and reals! And I promise not to pull this not-posting-for-months thing again. If I found I haven't posted in a while, I will find some gibberish and/or picture of a cute animal to keep you all happy.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Summer FINALLY arrives

Well I have finally made it back home for the summer after a trip that seemed to last forever and ever and ever.

I wish we had teleportation. Driving home from college was an exhausting experience.

I have always wondered about that. Road trips. You sit in the car for a million hours and do nothing accept bob your head to music, attempt to read, and reapply sunscreen to your arms because you are so white that you can apparently get sunburned through tinted car windows. Yet it's exhausting. My theory is that the human mind can only process so much change in scenery at a time. If you travel hundreds of miles in a few days your mind decides that you MUST be tired because you worked SO HARD to travel that far.

It doesn't make sense but it is psychology so you will all just have to deal with it.

This is not going to be a long post. I'm on a different time zone and I'm exhausted. But never fear. I have lots of craziness coming including a spectacular post consisting of some of the zany things that my teachers have been saying this year. I may even draw awesome pictures.

A shout out to my poor friends who are staying at school to do research (nerds) or to have jobs. You are the wise ones. I begin the frantic quest to get someone to hire me tomorrow. Too bad that I can't have an anagram rearranging challenge or something like that as part of the job interview process. I would win.

Good luck to everyone this summer! And if anyone knows about any people who desire to hire English/Philosophy undergrads for the summer then that would be just smashing.

ModernHelen

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