Dancing Velociraptors

Tomorrow is national velociraptor day! According to some source... I don't actually know where I got the information but I have it written on my calendar and everything so it must be real.

Last night was a bit insane. I was singing in the chorus of the fourth movement of Beethoven's ninth symphony and it was going really well. Afterwards, I was swept up in the wave of spontaneity by Victoria. Thank you Victoria for helping me overcome my control freakness.

Me: Where are we going?

Victoria: I don't know.

Me: Are we going to IHOP? We don't know where it is! Where is it?

Victoria: I don't know.

Me: We don't have a plan!

Victoria: It will be okay Helen. I am helping you be more spontaneous.

Me: But whenever I'm spontaneous bad things happen!

Then we ate spontaneous tacos and spontaneously went to a hipster coffee place. I'm so glad that I finally found a place where things are happening late at night in this city! Downtown is dead unless you go to the bars.

Then I came back and acted like a totally drunk person even though I wasn't because I was apparently high on spontaneity and even though I am in college and it was only one in the morning on a Saturday night that is apparently too late for my crazy brain. Ashley and I sang some really hilarious lyrics to songs. They were good too but I've forgotten what they were. Then we decided we REALLY NEEDED TO GO TO BED because there were giant giant piles of homework to do in the morning and my craziness was contagious. So we turned off the lights.

Then suddenly, cutting through the darkness, Ashley's voice:

Ashley: DANCING VELOCIRAPTORS!

Me: OMG!! REMEMBER THAT IN THE MORNING!!

And we DID remember about the dancing velociraptors and guess what? If you type that into youtube you get a giant pile of clips of dancing velociraptors. I am not kidding. Some people have a fairly impressive grasp of animation technology and too much time on their hands.

So, here are some velociraptor links for you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1eeWVrMrxw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H83NFs6n7Q4&feature=related

And here's one that doesn't make any sense and is vaguely off...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_ckIY6ytu0&feature=related

And here's an old dude ranting about the inaccuracies of Jurassic Park!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtCFqitzenI


Happy velociraptor day readers! Remember that I am their queen. If they ever attack you just let them know that you know me and you will be cool.

ModernHelen

ps: I FINALLY DISCOVERED HOW TO LINK!!! It was ridiculously easy...