Hooray!!! Look everybody!!!! I REAL FREAKIN BLOG POST!
You must all be so very very proud of me.
Well, I just wanted to have a few quick words with you all about purses and the things that you can put in them. Purses are exceptionally stylish, handy, and portable devices for carrying the various items that no woman can go ten minutes without. They come in a dazzling variety of shapes, colors, and sizes. I have heard tell that shoes are awesomeness to most women, but if that is the case then purses must be AWESOMENESS SQUARED.
Needless to say, there are many great and handy things to put into purses such as:
1) Chapstick, lipgloss, lirstick, etc.
2) Cellphones
3) Pepper spray
4) Gum. The kind that makes disgusting popping sounds
5) Books about purses.
6) Nine different colors of Highlighters
7) Emergency Feminine Items
Of course, I could go on. But frankly the number of items that can fit into a purse is equal to the number of items that are small/ malleable enough to be pushed into said purse, and I have discovered that a surprising number of items fit this description. Besides, seven is a lucky number.
However, there are some things that you should think about before stuffing them into your purse. Like food.
You see, small and hungry women in college tend to stuff random Caf food into various purses and bags so that they can not starve to death. For those of you yet to be in college, HAHA! You have NO IDEA what you are in for.
Anyways, some foods lend themselves to be stuffed into purses. Most kinds of fruits are good choices. Crackers, biscuits, and cookies wrapped in napkins also work well.
However, not everything lends itself to being stuffed into a small space and carried around for several hours.
Like cheesecake.
I am ashamed to admit it, but I did in fact wrap cheesecake in napkins and put it in my purse on Valentine's day before I went to my evening class. It looked delicious and I was hungry and did not have very much time so... Into the purse it went! This seemed like an excellent decision at the time because I had had insomnia the night before. I have to be REALLY CAREFUL after and during insomnia attacks because all kinds of bad ideas sound kind of brilliant at the time...
Don't put cheesecake in your purse people. You will just end up throwing it away when you realize how disgusting and stoopid a plan THAT was.
ModernHelen
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