Here is some RANDOM STUFF I thought today...

I do not think I have had enough random in my life recently. Fortunately for you lucky people, I am going to create some random NOW. These are some random thoughts that have occurred to me today.

1) I might double major in Philosophy AND English because I apparently want to ruin my vision by squinting my eyes at books for the rest of forever.

2) If I was a unicorn I would probably accidentally impale people.

3) If I had lived in the Victorian era during the revival of all things fairy, mystical, and occult, I would probably have changed my name to "Madame Mysterious" and left my husband to tell fortunes and hold unholy seances for rich and gullible aristocrats.

4) The Phantom of the Opera would have strangled me if he was real because I am a very annoying talkative person.

5) I like Verdi. I have a Verdi dance now.

6) If there is no school next week due to snow, and then they try to add extra school or extra class periods on the weekends, I AM NOT DOING IT because I want to have a life even though I am currently failing miserable at that directive.

7) If I really concentrated, I could write a whole lot more random nonsense, and I might even be able to have SEVEN DIFFERENT BLOGS.

8) I now prefer reading analyses of myth, myth origin, and contemporary legends to reading fantasy and fiction stories. I never thought that would happen. My childhood is probably definitively over now.

9) I think that I have been eating too much sugar and that is a reason I now have a very sad zit on my chin. DON'T LOOK AT ME I'M HIDEOUS.

10) If this was a horror movie, I would be the smart chick who pulls everyone together and figures out what is going on. Then, about 80 or 90 percent of the way through the movie when you are sure I'm going to make it, I WOULD DIE.

11) I have unrealistic expectations about relationships and I fully expect them to be met.

12) I use Italics, underlining, caps lock, and bold in my brain. This is probably not a good thing...

I hope you all enjoyed these random tidbits from inside of my brain.

ModernHelen