A few days ago I was playing cards with my friends. I was REALLY REALLY BAD at the particular card game that we were playing. I was inexplicably, terribly, wondrously bad. It was fairly late. I drank a rootbeer. I had just watched the best musical in all creation" "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog" (STARRING NEIL PATRICK HARRIS). Suddenly, I turned on a friend and fellow player:
Me: I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!! I HOPE YOU DIE!!!
I then proceeded to collapse on the table and laugh hysterically for about five minutes. Fortunately, my friends recognize that I am a little bit odd and love me anyway. They actually thought that the whole thing was hysterical. But this made me wonder about myself and the times that I seem to totally lose it for no apparent reason and do something bizarre. Is there a pattern? Is there a solution?
I could not come up with anything, but it seems to me that there exist a few things that are clearly BAD COMBINATIONS for me.
Here are some of them! I love lists!!!!!!*
1) Soda + Neil Patrick Harris + Card Games = A BAD COMBINATION
2) Dancing + Smoky Dance-Club air + Dehydration = A BAD COMBINATION
3) Three in the Morning + Paper Due the Next Day + Five Cups of Coffee = A VERY BAD COMBINATION.
4) Horror Stories + Insomnia + Violent Reactions to People Sneaking up and Tapping You on the Shoulder = A POTENTIALLY FATAL COMBINATION
5) Love of chocolate + Lack of exercise + many excuses not to exercise = AN UNHEALTHY COMBINATION
6) Feelings of Guilt + Actual Guilt+ Feigned Indifference = A NOBODY'S-BUYING-IT COMBINATION.
7) Snow storm + Computer at the shop + No Car = AN UNTECHNOLOGICAL COMBINATION.
And Finally:
Feelings of self-importance + Desire to be autobiographical + Too much free time = A BLOG-CREATING COMBINATION.
ModernHelen
* I also love exclamation points.
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